"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography." Robert Byrne
"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off." Author Unknown
"Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped." Author Unknown
"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen
"It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance." Elizabeth Taylor
"A dirty book is rarely dusty." Author Unknown
"Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact."
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute." Author Unknown
"To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals."
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children." Mark Twain
"Sex is God's joke on human beings." Bette Davis
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen
"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." Billy Joel
"The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it." Truman Capote
"Sex relieves tension - love causes it." Woody Allen
Which celebrity do you think is sexiest?
"If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time." Louise Sammons
"Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve." Andy Rooney
"Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy." Groucho Marx
"Sex is emotion in motion." Mae West
"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty."
"For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time." Isabel Allende
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you." Author Unknown
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best." Woody Allen
"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman." Woody Allen
"Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around." David Lodg
"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure." Thomas Szasz
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." Lily Tomlin
"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." Aldous Huxley
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less." Brendan Francis
"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." Sophia Loren